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Personalised Poetry

from The Novel Idealist

Not sure what to get that special someone on that special occasion?

Stuck for the right way to say hello, goodbye, or enjoy your vacation?

Why not be clever and creative, with a personalised ode?

Whether it be a birthday, wedding speech, or a product that's slowed.

They can be serious or sad, be funny or mad,

something to make them laugh, or make them feel glad.

Whatever it might be that your poem is for,

I'll do my best to deliver, of that you can be sure.

 

So just drop me a line and give me your specs,

and we will work together for your desired effects...

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HOW DOES IT WORK?

PERSONALISE
1

Using the quick order form, introduce yourself and tell me what poem you would like.

Don't hold back on the detail; this is my chance to get to know you and to understand how I can best make this poem personal to your own unique needs.

ORDER
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I will send you a second online form to ensure that I have all the information I need to produce the best poem for you.

Then it is my time to shine and l will do everything I can to produce something that you will love.

 

Remember, the more information I have, the better my chances of producing something you'll love.

3

I will send you your very own personalised poem for your review, and you will have the chance to suggest any changes.

This is your personalised poem; please do not be afraid to give the feedback you need to, to create the best poem for your special occasion.

EDIT
4

I will send you your final copy in whichever way works best for you.

Make memories with the perfect personalised poem, and be sure to come back again!

MAKE

WHAT CAN YOU DO?

I specialise in rhyming couplets, but would be delighted to discuss other forms of poetry that best suit your particular needs, be that a haiku, sonnet, limerick, or free verse - just let me know what you would like at the enquiry phase. Whichever poem you would like, they will come as part of the typical packages outlined below.

Blue Package

£25

The Blue Package consists of a rhyming couplet up to, and including, 8 lines.

 

The Blue Package includes:

  • Review of the initial brief

  • Further scoping

  • Typical writing time of 60 minutes

  • One turn of edits, if required.

 

Additional turns will charged at a standard cost of 50 pence per line.

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Orange Package

£40

The Orange Package consists of a rhyming couplet above 8 lines, up to and including, 16 lines.

 

The Orange Package includes:

  • Review of the initial brief

  • Further scoping

  • Typical writing time of 120 minutes

  • Two turns of edits - typically one 'major' and one 'minor', if required.

 

Additional turns will come at a standard cost of 50 pence per line.

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Purple Package

£60

The Purple Package consists of rhyming couplets above 16 lines, up to and including, 32 lines.

 

The Purple Package includes:

  • Review of the initial brief

  • Further scoping 

  • Typical writing time of 180 minutes

  • Two turns of edits - typically one 'major' and one 'minor', if required.

 

Additional turns will come at a standard cost of 50 pence per line.

All draft and final poems will be sent directly to you in a document file, unless other arrangements have been agreed. No work on the poems will begin until the payment is made in full - please see my terms and conditions for the nitty gritty bits. I will send payment details to you when I have accepted your order, and my estimated delivery time is 5 - 7 days from confirmation of your payment. Unfortunately due to the bespoke nature of the Personalised Poetry product, I am unable to offer refunds once work has begun, but will do utmost to ensure your product is perfect.

 

So, interested? Great! Get started using the enquiry form below! I would love to see you share your poems on social media too! 

RECENT EXAMPLES

Grace what were you thinking
when first you set your eyes
upon that boy with greasy, black hair
who at 16 was still peanutting ties.

For sure at first you can’t have thought
"my god, this is husband material,"
with his bent braces glistening, covered in sugar
it’s no surprise his front tooth’s now bacterial.

GRACE, WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING?

 

a best man's speech extract

I imagine he’s been dreading this a very long time.
His send-off in the form of a tongue-in-cheek rhyme.
I imagine he’s been dreading the insults and tales,
so without further ado let’s set this ode’s sails.

​Mani, oh Mani, what a journey here he’s had.
Went from being Vanessa’s son, to being Mia’s dad.
Gone from being the “Thursday night-outer”, in pole position
to the alcohol lightweight, needing his girlfriend's permission.

ADIEU, MANPREET

 

a tongue-in-cheek office farewell extract

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Thanks for submitting! I will be in touch as soon as possible.

 

TESTIMONIALS

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